9pm. $10 at the door. 21+
Tha Retail Simps (Montreal, Total Punk Records)
What if the Velvet Underground had written ‘Wooly Bully’ and Sam The Sham ‘Sister Ray?' If Ron House picked up some bongos and joined CCR or If Half Japanese and Hasil Adkins started a Meters cover band? This is the scrap yard of the Retail Simp's mind. A ruckus of tinny guitar sketching, horn-honking deliberations, keyboardarific doodles, and whatever else one can summon in a basement to bang on. It's a ramshackle party stabber. Loose, loud, and 100% TOTAL PUNK!!!
"Skronky, funky, punky, derelict rock ‘n’ roll — I don’t have any proof that Tha Retail Simps are America’s happiest garage punk band, but they certainly sound like they’re having the best time.” - SPIN
Michael Mouse
New band fronted by Eva Hannan of Rays and Dadfag.